Uncontrollable Laughter
I can remember getting caught soaping windows when I was a kid. There we were, Halloween night soaping garage windows and out came the owner of the house.
Archive | July, 2010
Drowning In Valveeta Cheese Spread
I don’t know about you but I don’t really like having lots of stuff. It doesn’t make me FEEL comfy and cozy like it does for some people. It makes me FEEL overwhelmed. I FEEL stuck and smothered when there’s clutter everywhere as if I’m drowning in a jar of Velveeta Cheese Spread. Uch-the thought [...]
Thieves At Midnite
I just noticed the apple tree across the street is bearing fruit. It reminded me of the year before last when my next door neighbor and I decided to pick apples. The apple tree isn’t ours, it’s on the property of the doctors building across the street. No one over there is interested in the [...]
The Hair Dilemma
Vanity. That’s it. Why else would women spend three hours in a salon and spend over a hundred dollars on having their hair colored every six weeks? What are we nuts? I started this mess long ago and once you’ve joined the club it’s hard to drop out. I have quite a bit of gray [...]
Yes I’m A Movie Star
Maybe I’m strange but I love to meet people on the street and have a spontaneous interplay with them. Today was such a day. My girlfriend and I were walking downtown Asheville playing tourist when these three African American big boys made some wise crack as we were walking by. They were trying to be [...]
They Look Just Like Me
What if you walked into a room and twenty girls had a face just like yours, and they dressed just like you? That would be freaky. This idea came to me one day when we were planning a party for a friend of mine. First, we found a great head shot of our friend and [...]
Pizza Delivery
Here’s a story that will make you laugh for sure! Ken and I were in Boone on a business trip and decided to surprise our dear friend Margo. Here’s how the story went. My friend Anne called Margo to see what she was doing for the evening. Margo just happened to be free. Perfect. Anne [...]
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